Seeing your face makes me want to vomit all over you but it’s fine because the colour of your hair is vomit-like already.

Absolutely so dead hahaaaa

“Leonard pretends to be a friend, but is actually a two faced bitch. Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.”

lmfao, I love The Big Bang Theory.

wish I was in Glee

but I’m not, so bye

Not felt like this in a long time, meh. :(

I don’t know why I’m crying.

Dunno how to describe how I’m feeling at all…

Oh.

Tempted to take my duvet and 4 pillows out with me and fall asleep on top of a hill.

Need a litre of rum and a spliff uhhs dkajjksjdhjkljfdkajfcxs

My voice has almost gone

Awesome.

most definitely think I’m going to explode, due to naughty urges. h e l p

Someone in the pub ALWAYS has to bring up a conversation about going down on someone.
Why. Lord. Hate. People.

I don’t even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough.

Proper need to stop skanking whilst I’m walking…